gallagher to the melon
blind and deaf to all din like helen
keller, killer, i grip weapon
use it at my own discretion
gallagher to the melon
face that launched a thousand shitposts like helen
of troy, destroy, all with the weapon
use it at my own discretion

just like sledge o matic it’s not funny
but the jokes on me, i animorph into the dummy
this commentary about a decade late
in trench coat neck brace screaming update
“apparently nobody gives a shit so fuck em”
i often ruminate over unknown repercussions
bass rattle dweller out the void no concussion
i insert myself into the discussion
trying to figure out why everyone was on his dick
cause it’s just another dude posting on the internet
treated reviews as gospel, man i don’t know
maybe i’m finally just getting too fucking old
bless jpeg for doing fanbase culling
the memeing out hand getting fucking insulting
as the reviews continue unfettered
i would really rather just have another taiga record

haven't thought about this shit since i was like 19
used to watch all the dumb reviews on my screen
i still don’t really understand how tastemakers can launch or sink careers
i only care about the opinions of my fans and peers

gallagher to the melon
blind and deaf to all din like helen
keller, killer, i grip weapon
use it at my own discretion
gallagher to the melon
face that launched a thousand shitposts like helen
of troy, destroy, all with the weapon
use it at my own discretion